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I have always admired people who can come up with a witty phrase to enliven their speech or writing. Unfortunately, I am about as witty as ... some kind of thing that isn’t very witty. So I created the Simile Bank to gather up some of the cleverness of those among us who are gifted in the verbal arts. Please contribute your own similes, or ones that you have come across that strike you as amusing or novel. And feel free to borrow from the bank to spice up your writing or your speech. Before you leave, rate a simile or two on our 1 to 7 "heart" scale. And after you leave, make a link to the bank on your blog or your favorite social media site.

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